Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: A Gae Badi Umra Hai Tumhari - Main Abhi Tumhe Yaad Kar Raha Tha Santa: Achchha Bahut Umra Hai To Main Jata Hun Ilaj Se Kya Fayda
Santa: Mujhe Bahut Chinta Ho Rahi Hai Yaar Barish Shuru Ho Gayi Hai Aur Meri Patni Bajar Gayi Hui Hai Banta: Chinta Ki Kya Baat Hai? Vo Kisi Dukan Pe Ruk Jayegi Santa: Isi Bat Ki To Chinta Hai Ki Vo Kisi Dukan Pe N Ruk Jaye
Doctor (Santa Se): Ab Aapaki Dimagi Bimari Ka Kya Haal Hai? Santa: Thik Hai Doctor Sahab Aaj-Kal Vo Mayke Gayi Hui Hai
Santa: Meri Saas Ko Kutte Ne Kaat Liya Banta: Ye To Bahut Bura Hua Santa: Ha Bechaara Kutta Tadap-Tadap Kar Mar Gaya
Santa Ne Apne Naye Fon Par Whatsapp Dounlod Kiya Aur Pappu Ko Maisej Bheja "Oye Joke Bhej" Pappu Ne Jawab Bheja "Padhai Kar Raha Hu" Santa: Bahut Achchha Tha Aur Bhej
Pappu: Papa Ye Gadiyon Par "ADVOCATE" Kyon Likha Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Iska Matlab Hota Hai Ki Gadi Malik Ke Pas Ya To Licence Nahin Hai Ya To Aar Si Aur Pulis Wale Dur Se Hi Samajh Jaate Hain Ki Yah 100/- Rupaye Bhi Nahin Dene Wala Bas Dimag Khayega